=Orikon

For those wondering where I've been for the last month, I had to get surgery a few weeks ago for my appendix. The funny thing is I still have my appendix. Basically I was getting some sharp pains in my abs that wouldn't go away, so I finally decided to go to the hospital after 2 days of feeling like something inside me was about to burst. So I get to the emergency room and wait SIX HOURS before I could even get my cat scan. About an hour later, the idiot doctor in the ER told me it had ruptured already (probably while I was waiting, I thought). Anyway, I was actually starting to feel better and I had my laptop with me, so I checked what happens with a ruptured appendix and one site said that pain goes away before the onset of Peritonitis, which is often fatal and requires major surgery. So yeah, I started to freak out a bit.

5 hours later (FIVE!!!), I was finally brought in for surgery. When I woke up the surgeon told me my appendix is fine, so wtf is wrong with me I ask. To this day, he still doesn't know. After the surgery they kept me in the hospital for a few more days (on a clear-fluids-only diet ) next to some guy hopped up on morphine who wouldn't stop farting . So after they finally sent me home, I took the longest shower I have EVER taken and pigged out like never before. I think I regained the 10 pounds I lost those few days lol. So my appendix is still in me and I basically got surgery for nothing Better safe than sorry I guess. Anyway, I missed a lot of my classes that week so I've been spending the last few weeks getting caught up. I'll try to reply to all your messages and deviations as soon as possible.

I feel fine now but if anyone has any idea whats wrong with me, I'd like to know